Mmm. Hello, hotline? ! -[ Marge ] Mmm. [ Chittering ] [ Screaming ] - [ Thudding ] - [ Groans ] Continue the research. You've gotta turn around right now before it's too late! Barney, that is so insightful. - [ All Gasp ] - [ Alarm Blaring ] Run! Homer... you know how I feel, so it's up to you. He did? Oliver, bring our friend a hard-boiled egg and some prune juice. A place where we can work on our extra-credit assignments... without fear of reprisal. Ask questions and download or stream the entire soundtrack on Spotify, YouTube, iTunes, & Amazon. [ Chuckling ] [ Homer] ♪ Oh, Margie, you came and you found me a turkey ♪ ♪ On my vacation away from workie ♪ Look in your heart. [ Sobbing ] - What's wrong? - [ Shouting ] - [ Kids Screaming ] - [ Grunting ] - [ Kids Laughing ] - Hey, he's learning on his own! You're talking during a coffee break. Oliver, bring our friend a hard-boiled egg and some prune juice. Mr. Burns: Why, that's a fabulous idea. Bart? - Oh! - [ Quacking ] Get back to work, Stewart! In the episode, a female employee named Mindy is hired at the nuclear power plant. It's not much, but it's a start. The letters are all blurry. Better see our dermatologist. Because I have a small role in a Broadway musical. Did you ever get my letters? - Then we're all happy. Don't kiss me. Why, that's a fabulous idea. Double glaze. - Sir Isa-who? Doomed! - You'll have to wear these for two weeks. She'll hear about this. How about real lead in the radiation shields? I think you'll see what you want. That last time was just a fluke. Did you know Hogan had tunnels all over your camp? I made it the whole day without seeing her again. [ Whimpers ] Uh-- So, let's have a conversation. Well, open up the stick with your wife barrel. They're burned on the outside, but they're frozen on the inside, so it balances out. Dance! [ Foreign Language ] Mr. Did you ever get my letters? Finally, Bart's one of us. And we won't be able to pee in the drinking fountain. I can't fight fate. [ Screams ] I mean, hello! AKA: The.Simpsons.S30, The.Simpsons.S09, The.Simpsons.S03, The.Simpsons.S10, The.Simpsons.S04 You do have insurance, don't you? How are you-- Ew! The letters are all blurry. [ Screaming ] [ Grunting ] Hey, you, get out of my office! ! There's no way out! Look, everybody. You know, I was a little worried about coming to this convention with you. - Whatever. How did you come up with that? Here are the Titles From My 1998 UK VHS of The Simpsons: The Last Temptation Of Homer1. [ Both Grunting ] - I'm so happy, darling. [ Reading Silently ] "You will find happiness with a new love. Not that I ever did. - [ Honking Continues ] - [ Bart Laughing Sinisterly ] Class, I know there's no way to prove who actually did this and in our American democracy, everyone is innocent until proven guilty. I've assumed the form of someone you would recognize and revere-- Sir lsaac Newton. - Certainly does. I think she has a degree in engineering or something. ), https://transcripts.fandom.com/wiki/The_Last_Temptation_of_Homer?oldid=11920. Oh, even the Chinese are against me. My voice is crazy with this spraying already. Now with my new H. Ooh! All I'm gonna use this bed for is sleeping, eating and maybe building a little fort. - Pleased to meet you. There's a new place at the mall that puts your picture on a T-shirt. I'm attracted to another woman. - Today, let's pound his kidneys. [ Groans ]. I'll just push the button for the stimulator-- I mean, elevator. Not a good sign. Uh, walls are a necessity in today's society. Mindy, we have to fight our temptation. Well, no one else seems to share the same spirit of camaraderie. The Last Temptation of Homer has been listed as one of the Media and drama good articles under the good article criteria. Homer's marriage is in trouble when he develops an attraction to a new co-worker. [ Whispering ] Think unsexy thoughts. Oh! Move your car! The Last Temptation of Christ Synopsis: The carpenter, Jesus of Nazareth, tormented by the temptations of demons, the guilt of making crosses for the Romans, pity for men and the world, and the constant call of God, sets out to find what God wills for Him. - No! Don't kiss me. Score: 18.458. I'll just push the button for the stimulator--. Well, desserts aren't always right. - [ Blows Landing ] [ Electricity Buzzing ] [ Chattering ] - So this stuff really works? My voice is crazy with this spraying already. Hey, we haven't watched TV in a while. Think unsexy thoughts. For the collection, see The Simpsons: The Last Temptation of Homer. Wow. [ Murmuring ] - What is this place? [ Marge's Voice. The Last Temptation of Homer/Credits < The Last Temptation of Homer. Ah, these should help those fallen arches. [ Chuckles ] I guess we'll be going down together. Well, we don't have to. [ Chuckles ] Well, this is my floor. - [ Beeping ] Someone is charging room service to the company, sir. Take your favorite fandoms with you and never miss a beat. Your son has a temporary condition called "lazy eye"... where one eye is weaker than the other. Ah, these should help those fallen arches. - Uh-- - [ Grunting ] Mmm-- Uh-- - Oh, pick me, teacher! - Mindy! Let's call room service! [Crowd gasps] Homer: [shouting] Don't you hate pants? Well, not the boy. Doomed! , I can provide every medical service you'll ever need under one roof. Yeah, good. Fly! [ Both ] Money fight! I probably shouldn't have eaten that packet of powdered gravy I found in the parking lot. Well, we'll just see about that. Ah, home to my loving family. Urinal cakes, maybe? You'll be spending two nights together in glamorous Capital City. - [ Sobbing ] - Bye,JoeyJo-Jo! - Hey, my favorite-- raspberry swirl with a double glaze! - The refuge of the damned. The Last Temptation of Homer Homer falls for a new co worker called Mindy who is just like him. [ Blows Nose ] Hi, Homer. Yes, we'll find someone cheap. - Uh-- It's photosynthesis! [ Slurping ] Hey, we're out of these new love cookies. - [ Kids Laughing ] [ Gasps ] I'm a nerd! [ Screams ] The beauty of it is each parking space is a mere one foot narrower-- indistinguishable to the naked eye but therein lies the game. I'm the same person I always was. How did you come up with that? Zutroy here is as American as apple pie. Oh, well, that's just loverly. It's "photosynthesis"! This year's King and Queen of Energy are Homer Simpson and Mindy Simmons. Homer loves Mindy! Blast it, woman. © 2000-2021 Forever Dreaming. - Get him! A place where we can work on our extra-credit assignments without fear of reprisal. We'll find out next when we play "Hail to the Cheat.". Two weeks are up. Did you know Kinch had a radio in the coffee pot? Enjoy. Anybody see the game last night? Better see our dermatologist. "The Simpsons" The Last Temptation of Homer subtitles Dutch. ♪ But I sent you BenGay ♪ This script is a transcript that was painstakingly transcribed using the screenplay and/or viewings of The Last Temptation Of Christ. Enjoy. - " [ Humming Theme From I Dream ofJeannie ] - Ew. Tell a lie. Yes! Colonel Klink, why have you forsaken me? Homer... you don't have to do anything you don't want to. - "[ Fanfare ] Homer, Mindy, you've just won a romantic dinner alone at Madame Chao's the sexiest Chinese restaurant in Capital City! - No more Chernobyls! I know, I know, I still need to get the cast names in there and I'll be eternally tweaking it, so if you have any corrections, feel free to drop me a line . Sure, life is good for you, but what about Marge? I'm in the lines. -[ Man ] Madam President, your approval rating is soaring. Uh-- [ Clears Throat ] Oh, no, I'm sweating like Roger Ebert. But then I think about Marge and the kids. Let's call room service! 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